Black Jelly Beans

I was just sitting in my kitchen digging through our jelly bean bag when I thought struck me: Why do they still make black jelly beans? We are getting down to the end of the bag, and those are now the majority of what is left. I swear that I have NEVER met a person you likes black jelly beans. I challenge all four readers of this blog to name me ONE person who does likes black jelly beans!