Random stuff, we are still alive

Not that anyone ever reads this, since facebook...

This is day 131 of the baby attack. Food is scarce, water is dry. All is dim... lol. Too much wine this evening.

I am not depressed anymore!! W00t!

Yeah, what, my baby is different! Bitch!! Bitch, please!!! I will punch you in the face if you mention the term "toe head" again!! I am glad our baby is huge, then he can punch people that talk about them. No I am not condoning violence...

Wine is good.

Sleeping babies are good.

Konrad stop being depressed. We love you! Love sucks but that is part of it. Eric was a dick to me once upon a time and now we are very happy...


Web soup is funny...

Paul and Sue we miss you... Where are you???

Prop 8 musical

Did not see this until now but it is hilarious. Plus NPH is in it with a ton of comedy stars!!

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black

Fox News != Sexy

Is it me, or is there something just wrong with Fox news hosting this article?

FOXSexpert: Navigating Newly Single Sex

Also, isn't it a little weird/hypocritical to that Fox News even has Sexpert?

P.S. Yea, its been forever since we've posted. You try keeping up a blog with a infant.

Justin Timberlake on SNL again = hilarious!

The sequel to "Dick in a box".

Update from the Wilsons

Its been way too long since our last post. Keeping a baby alive and happy IS HARD WORK! And you just know that since I have started writing this post, the baby is going to wake up in the next 3 minutes, so this is going to have to be brief.

1) Riley is already 5 weeks old and somewhere between 12 and 13 lbs (my bathroom scale is not that accurate). The 0-3 month clothes are already tight. He is healthy and pretty happy as a rule (as long as he isn't hungry).

2) There is NOTHING on TV at 3:00am.

3) Note to anyone else who wants to have a baby: You will never have enough burb cloths. Trust me on this. I think we go through 8 a day.

4) I STILL don't have this whole diaper thing down. Sue has not had a leak in 2 weeks. Meanwhile, I have at least one a day spring a leak.

Looks can be Deceiving

This 47 year old woman on England's version of American Idol/Americas Got Talent is unbelievable to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnmbJzH93NU

Pregnant No More

So as most of you know, Sue gave birth to Riley Eric Wilson at 7:49pm on March 27th. Some fun things to know about the little man:

1) He was 22" long at birth. That's off the chart in terms of his height percentile, but at least greater than the 97% percentile. No wonder he had to come out via C-section:)

2) I swear this is true: at 3 days old, he rolled over while we were at the doctor's office. That has to be some sort of record!

3) He snorts when he is excited. Its the cutest thing ever.