Saturday, May 31, 2008

How to break a condom

Durex scientists built a sex robot to try to figure out why condoms break. The article actually has a picture of it too!

Take note! This is the important part: Their conclusion was the only way to really break a condom is to use one without enough lube. Yet another great reason to use plenty of lube.

The weirdest thing about this article is that it mentioned that they figured out the issue based on condoms that people had returned. What sort of sick, sick person saves a used broken condom and then returns it to the manufacturer? Who the hell are these people?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Sucky Movie

Paul, Sue, and I all went and say Indiana Jone and the Temple of the Crystal Skull last Friday. As you can guess from the title of this blog, our experience was less than stellar.

It sucked. It sucked for a whole host of reasons. More than I can even count.

1) Physics. Seriously. I don't ask much from my action movies. All I ask is that you be consistent. You know; if something is so magentic that when I throw it in the air it shoots across the room, it should be that way when it is in my pocket as well.

2) Monkeys: Yes, that's right. Monkeys attack Nazis, and only Nazis. Just saying that out loud should be enough to let you know something about this movie.

3) Guns vs. a Whip: How the fuck do a bunch of people with guns not kill a dude with a whip?

4) Generally bad script: Its not even that acting was that bad. The script was horrible. A barrage of one liners followed by huge elaborate scenes built around those one liners.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Up North Photos

FYI: I've uploaded all our pictures from the Up North trip last weekend to my myspace account.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Monday, May 12, 2008

Happy, happy, happy

Happy anniversary to us!!

Today we celebrate 7 years as man and wife. Go us!! I love you more and more everyday Eric!!!

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Quote of the Day

Sue: "You're my sugar daddy!"

Me: "I'm not your sugar daddy. At best, I may be your Splenda daddy."

Monday, May 05, 2008

Summer Tan Lines

Just so everyone is prepared when they see me in shorts this summer:)

Friday, May 02, 2008