Monday, March 07, 2005

Boeing CEO Money Shot Not Quite As Expected

CNN: Boeing CEO out in sex scandal

The current CEO of Boeing was forced out yesterday due to a "an improper relationship with a female executive". Makes you wonder how improper it would have to be to get the CEO canned. Boeing had $13 billion in revenue last quarter. When you are raking that kind of dough, I'm thinking a little tryst in a hotel room is not going to be enough to get you fired.

So what is the threshold? I mean, is screwing her on the company jet enough? (its Boeing, so they probably have one for each guy on the board anyways). To quote Kevin Smith, "fucking her in a very uncomfortable place"? I'm thinking it is something less than taking her in reverse cowgirl while she services the entire mechanic union in her mouth, and more than dressing her up in those cute airline stewardess outfits and forgetting to clean the money shot off the apron.

Speaking of money shots, this dude will lose a $2.3 million dollar a year job for this little "relationship". Even if they had a "relationship" every day for 2 years and 4 months he has been running the company, that is an EXPENSIVE woman. Hope she was worth $6,301 a day. Did you know that in the UK, that same service is only $150 a day?

4 comments:

R said...

Holy crap, Eric, that has to be the most sexually vulgar thing I've ever read from you!

Sue said...

Yeah, I don't know of a time when Eirc is not saying vulgar things. That was actually clean on his part ;)

If I would get paid that much I would do all the money shots and reverse cow girls you wanted! :)

R said...

And here I thought that Eric was such a polite young man.

Eric said...

R says, "polite young man". Survey says? STRIKE 1.