A Vest to Hug You

Slashdot.org had a link to an article about a vest that can hug you: New vest offers wearer a portable hug.

I don't know how to tell these engineers this, but that is not a hug. Hugs involve the extra morale boast of noting that an actual human will let you get close enough to touch them with at least your arms. Not "five air bladders [in] what looks like a puffy winter vest." By that logic, those water wing things that kids wear are mini hugs:)

A mini hug