Sunday, August 14, 2005

Must be a Slow news day

You know it is a slow news day when Bushes hire first woman as White House head chef is a AP headline... Sigh...

I don't care. I DON'T CARE! Seriously, this is the sort of headline I would expect the Onion to post. What's next? "President names first gay hispanic as the janitor of the White House"?

13 comments:

R said...

Hispanics aren't gay. We leave that faggoty ass gay-shit to the white folks.

Eric said...

Little sensitive on this topic? ;)

Ok, just for R, I'll change the text to "President names first gay martian as the janitor of the White House". That way, no one will be offended:)

Sue said...

I think Miami and San Francisco has many gay hispanics... ;)

R said...

Oh, what, you think Hispanics can't even cut it as janitors????

Eric said...

DAMN YOU RUBEN AND YOUR CLEVER MANIPULATION OF MY POINT! DAMN YOU!!!!! :)

Now I will have to change it to ""President names first <insert any race you want> as the janitor of the White House".

R said...

kieno, pornos are just movies, man. You think scientists actually cloned dinosaurs from fossilized mosquitos, transported them all to a theme park, and then had them escape and run amok, eating every human being around?

Anyway, you're right about the skill set inherent in Mexican migrant farmers. But they prefer to stay in the fields and not take the janitor jobs since they gotta let the Asians do something, right?

Eric said...

I feel like this blog has become a The More You Know commerical, but in Bizzaro land.

Can't we all just come together and mock the media together? :)

R said...

Cooperation, Eric? Just where the fuck do you think you live? Communist China?

Sue said...

When men go crazy... Pretty funny!

R said...

Hey, now, I'm trying to create new stereotypes instead of using these old tired ones like all Asians are smart or all Asian men have small dicks.

Okay, we can keep perpetuating the second one, but I think we need fresh new stereotypes!

Sue said...

Yeah, new stereotypes. Why hasn't anyone brought up the metrosexual?? C'mon guys!!!

Eric said...

Look at all these comments! I write a soul searching 2 page post on religion and only get 4 comments. I write a six sentence blurb about the new white house chef, and I get 15 comments:)

Clearly, we have a winner in terms of what people want to read about on my blog.

Sue said...

It is just that everyone is too busy to deal with deep stuff...