Caffeine Overdose is the same as Sex

So I was reading a FAQ on Caffeine this morning when I came across this description for the effects of Caffeine overdose.

Caffeine-Induced Organic Mental Disorder (Caffeine Intoxication or Overdose)

1) Recent consumption of caffeine, usually in excess of 250 mg.
2) At least five of the following signs:

• restlessness


• nervousness


• excitement


• insomnia


• flushed face


• diuresis


• gastrointestinal disturbance


• muscle twitching


• rambling flow of thought and speech


• tachycardia or cardiac arrhythmia


• periods of inexhaustibility


• psychomotor agitation
  

3) Not due to any physical or other mental disorder, such as an Anxiety Disorder.

My very first thought is that Sex and a Caffeine overdose are basically the same. Let run the list:

• restlessness - Clearly I don't want to sleep during sex.


• nervousness - early on, sure. I'm nervous I am going to fuck it up and not get sex.


• excitement - Hells ya!


• insomnia - See restlessness


• flushed face - If we are doing it right:)


• diuresis - well, ok, maybe not this one. Although don't you find you always have to pee at the worst possible moments?


• gastrointestinal disturbance - all that shaking CAN make you feel a little car sick at times.


• muscle twitching - Do I even need to say anything here?


• rambling flow of thought and speech - Pretty much all I am capable of is grunting and the occasional epitaph spoken in happiness.


• tachycardia or cardiac arrhythmia - All that pumping is hard!:)


• periods of inexhaustibility - F#$k ya. Just ask Sue.


• psychomotor agitation - Everyone know that I shake when I am happy:)
  

Guess you know what this means. Time to get an espresso machine!