Stupid nerd jokes you can tell people to make them believe you are an even bigger dork than they already see you as:
Q: How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Its a hardware problem
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to chage a light bulb?
A: None. They fix it in the driver.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: N, where N is any positive integer.
Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3.415 +- 5% (95% of the time).
5 years ago
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This isn't a joke, but it's the funniest nerdy one-liner that I know:
"d-dumb/dt is growing exponentially..."
I think it was either Paul or Joe that said it.
My fav line in biology is: (and a good pickup line among bio-nerds)
"I wish I had some DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes"
If you don't get it, look up what DNA helicase does, if you still don't get it, well... don't worry about it.
d-dumb/dt is growing exponentially
Sweet Lord that is awesome:)
d-dumb/dt is growing exponentially
That is by far teh funniest thing I have ever read on a blog. It makes me proud to be an enginerd! Well - that is what Mike calls me atleast... I try to tell him that I prefer "geek" to "nerd" but oh well.
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