Another Porn Stereotype On the Way Out

CNN: Texas House to cheerleaders: Don't shake it

I heard about this the other day on Leno, and I thought he was just joking. But according to the above CNN article, Texas is considering a law that "would forbid sexy cheers and give the Texas Education Agency authority to punish schools that allow "overtly sexually suggestive" routines at football games and other events."

Man that pisses me off. Look, 16 old girls have a lot of pent up sexual frustration. One way they get that out of there system is by shaking their groove thing in a outfit that screams "look please treat as nothing but sexy meat" while flashing their pseudo-underwear at a crowd of mostly men and pretending to encourage others to root for some sporting event that no one cares about (except, ironically, in Texas). To deny them this would remove one of the last safe outlets of teasing. Without it, these girl will have no choice but to become librarians, nurses, doctors, catholic school girls, sorority girls, strippers, or desperate housewives to get that sort of fix (did I miss any porn stereotypes there?).

The irony that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are the sexiest cheerleaders in the world should also not be ignored. How is the girl from Texas supposed to grow up to be one of these fine "athletes" if we don't let them practice in high school? Huh? Answer that!

Doesn't the Texas board of education have anything better to do with their time? Is this really THE most important issue facing the board?

Final Thought: I like sexy cheerleader routines. Don't take them away!