I'm Drunk!!!!
Wisconsin is all right by me right now.
This is how I know I am drunk: I pee in a circle!
Fuck ya, it is good to be me:)
I'm watching Def Poetry on HBO. Even drunk, I know that this is some great shit. I know as the white "man", that sounds 100% lame. So be it. Even as white as I am, I can appreciate this.
DRINKING! DRUNK! WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
Fuck pillow pants! Honk if you like or love pussy!
HOOOOOONNNNNKKKKK!!!
6 years ago
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I see... First call wife when drunk and giggle for no reason, then drunk blog. Good idea!! Miss you baby. Glad I read this before I went to work. ;)
Name that quote!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
honk!
Pillow pants is from Clerks 2. It is what the nerdy character Elias believes is his girlfriends troll pussy that prevents her from having sex. Watch this movie, it is hilarious!
This will explain it:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadVYCKW564
Oh yea, just as a warning: that link is not safe for work.
I have not laughed that hard in a *very* long time! I think I laughed for 5 full minutes.. my abs hurt.
I am renting that ASAP!
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