Friday, March 07, 2008

Scarlett Johansson For Sale

Buy A Date With Scarlett Johansson

Every guy is thinking the same thing:

1) Scarlett Johansson is offically a whore.

2) I can think of all sorts of ways that she could...entice...a lot of money for this charity.

3) When she says you will be her "escort", is she talking about the sorts of "escort" services that advertise on CraigsList and the back of the Metro Times? (oh I do hope so)

4) How much do I have in my bank account again?

2 comments:

Joyce said...

maybe we can put all our money together and rotate date/escort her?!?

kmaz said...

Cool can anyone say second mortgage?