Buy A Date With Scarlett Johansson
Every guy is thinking the same thing:
1) Scarlett Johansson is offically a whore.
2) I can think of all sorts of ways that she could...entice...a lot of money for this charity.
3) When she says you will be her "escort", is she talking about the sorts of "escort" services that advertise on CraigsList and the back of the Metro Times? (oh I do hope so)
4) How much do I have in my bank account again?
6 years ago
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maybe we can put all our money together and rotate date/escort her?!?
Cool can anyone say second mortgage?
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