New Olypmic Sports

I think the world needs some new Olypmic sports. No offense to the IOC, but some of the more bizzare ones just don't cut it for me anymore. Sue and I were discussing yesterday what the "Porn Olypmics" would look like... Suffice to say that I cannot reveal the events we came up with in this public forum:) Anyways, I was thinking about what new events I would like to see:

1) Greased Pig Wrestling: Maybe I have been in Alabama too long... Maybe I just like the idea of a woman chasing down a greesed pig for the chance at Olympic gold....

2) Olypmic Freeze Tag: Can't you just picture the silly game of freeze-tag played by guys who can run the 100m in under 10 seconds :) We could play in on a football sized field just to make it interesting.

3) Laser tag: Man, I loved laser tag as a kid. What a great idea!

4) Ultimate Frisbee. I know the Huntsville Party Possie would watch that.

5) And finally: Pirating. Argggghhhh! Thats all I got. Just arggghhhhh.....