This post requires one of those warning labels that Konard posted last month:
Not the Bradys XXX Trailer (NSFW)
What is really scary is that this is not just a funny trailer someone whipped up. Its a honest to God full length porn movie!
The Title says it all.
This post requires one of those warning labels that Konard posted last month:
Posted by Eric at 12:33 PM 5 comments
I was looking at the Wikipedia article for foreplay yesterday because of this xkcd comic, and I laughed out loud when I read the following needed a citation.
Stimulation can be achieved by mouth, hands, sex toys like dildos or vibrators, or common household objects like feathers or ice cubes [citation needed]
Posted by Eric at 8:00 AM 1 comments
Labels: funny
You may recall a post last month about a "Tournament of Hotties". Well, they have a winner:
Tournament of Hotties Champion - Hayden Panettiere
What? WHAT????
Don't get me wrong. I like a hot chick who wears a cheerleader outfit in a sci-fi show as much as the next geek. But COME ON!
I'm sorry, but if I had to choose between Hayden Panettiere and, say, Elisha Cutbert or Eva Longoria or even Adriana Lima, Hayden Panettiere would be given the highest number from my "take a number for sex" device (I'd still do her of course. I just wouldn't want to waste my best stuff on her).
Also, what the fuck is that picture of her licking the Stanley Cup? That's not hot (note: picture of her licking a woman's clothed boob near the bottom: HOT!)
Posted by Eric at 9:20 AM 3 comments
I was shopping around Kroger today and I came across this sign.
Somehow I immediately imagined a TV show where pies perform various song, dance, and talent routines.
And then I thought, "that's the dumbest thing you have ever thought of".
And then I thought, "Is it? Or is it the most delicious thing you have ever thought of!"
Posted by Eric at 8:27 PM 2 comments
Another blog of our weekend adventures. Sunday night we went to see My Chemical Romance at The Fillmore (formerly The State Theater) in Detroit. It was freakin awesome! They put on a great show! They remind me of Smashing Pumpkins and that is why I love them!! Of course I think the lead singer Gerard Way is a cutie so I didn't mind staring at him all night. He is very animated when he performs too. We had main floor seats but we stood in the section that did not involve moshing. Why do people mosh? It looked very painful and idiotic. Anytime your junk and head are in immediate danger is not a good time!! But I digress...
It was a lot of fun and they played all of my favorite songs. Eric and I dressed in our favorite black clothes so we could blend in ;) And we were not the oldest people there. There were quite a few people are age that went to see the concert plus all of the parents that took there kids. Plus we got to drink too!
We also met one of the coolest and cutest 7 year olds ever! I hope my kids are like him. His mom took him to the concert because he loves MCR. He was dressed in all black with a white and black neck tie. His mom said he is very smart and very artistic and he just started listening to the band on his own. He started listening to the Ramones when he was 5 and he is an up and coming talented artist.
Posted by Sue at 1:10 PM 0 comments
Labels: music
I couldn't think of a title, sue me!
Eric and I have had an action packed weekend so I am writing 2 blogs to recap! Friday night we were bored and went to dinner and a movie. We saw "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" with Jason Segel, one of our favorite actors from one of the greatest shows ever, "How I Met Your Mother". It also has Mila Kunis from "That 70's Show"; we are glad she got another job. It also had many other funny actors and actresses in it.
This was one of the funniest movies I have seen in a while. It was funnier than Super Bad and I would say a tad funnier than Knocked Up! Go see it! And watch How I Met Your Mother too! You will not be sad!
Posted by Sue at 12:46 PM 1 comments
Labels: movies
Is it wrong that I both want to see this movie and BE these peoples?
And why must Star Wars and Star Trek fans always fight? Shouldn't our nerdiness bring us together instead of break us apart?
Posted by Eric at 8:30 AM 1 comments
Labels: movies
Posted by Sue at 12:42 PM 1 comments
Does anyone else read the headline for the following article and think it wasn't written very well:
Clinton: 'Not relevant' last time I went to church, fired gun
It sounds like they are questioning her about the last time she performed a drive by at a church:)
(Note: I stole the idea for this blog from Sue. I'm sorry)
Posted by Eric at 4:38 PM 0 comments
BBC News: Daily caffeine 'protects brain'
From the article:
Coffee may cut the risk of dementia by blocking the damage cholesterol can inflict on the body, research suggests. The drink has already been linked to a lower risk of Alzheimer's Disease, and a study by a US team for the Journal of Neuroinflammation may explain why.
Given how much caffiene I consume in a given day, it is possible that my brain will NEVER die. I imagine I'm going to end up like one of those talking heads in a jar from Futurama:)
Posted by Eric at 10:15 AM 1 comments
Labels: news
NY Times: Bill to Regulate Tobacco Moves Forward
So I'm perusing this article just to see what sorts of regulations they are planning on when I hit this golden nugget of a quote from John Dingell, a representative from my state:
Representative John D. Dingell, a Michigan Democrat, acknowledged that the bill was not perfect. “In a perfect world, we’d ban all cigarettes,” he said. “But the hard fact of the matter is that there are a lot of jobs depending on this. And more importantly, there are a lot of people out there who are addicted to this and they've got to have their fix.”
Posted by Eric at 6:23 PM 0 comments