Saturday, March 14, 2009

Ways to get the Baby Out Quicker

Sue and I have been brainstorming ideas about how to get the baby out quicker. So far, here is what we have:

  • Squeeze Sue like a tube of toothpaste
  • Smoke him out
  • Large cash bribes
  • Send in Bella: She's breed to get badgers out of a small hole. A kid should be easy.
  • Set a mousetrap with cheese on a string.
  • One word: Trampoline

Anyone else have a plan? At this point we're ready to try pretty much anything:)

3 comments:

Tophiferous said...

I heard the more sex you have the better so baby can come out quicker. So Eric....get on it ;) hehe

Anonymous said...

I heard the more sex as well, didn't you see Friends episode with Rachel and Ross :) Spicy foods to or walking. I vote for the first suggestion LOL We'll pray it happens soon for ya!

Joyce said...

if you do it don't poke tyrone in the head!!