Rivalry E-Cards

http://www.bergwood.net/#/e-cards

(Warning: Allstate advertisments are part of the deal).

My favorites are:

"I'd like to tell you things will get better, but they won't"

"Maybe you should find something else to do with your Saturdays, like macrame"

"Sorry you had no reason to high-five on Saturday"

"Remember Saturday? When you lost? It still makes me laugh"