Happy Halloween?!?!?!

We were off in Freakin Ohio this weekend for a three-year olds birthday party and we thought, we can get home in time on Sunday to give out candy to the trick-or-treaters (buzzer sound), incorrect. The idiodic pions in this area decided that the kids have to trick-or-treat on Saturday the 30th not on the actual day of Halloween, the 31st. Why would anyone be this stupid you ask? Because according to them Sunday is God's day and we can't do that on God's day! What the F@#k?!?!?! You can do both!!! Dumbasses! Now all the children who are already 50th in the country for learning are going to look even dumber since someone decided to f@#k with the holidays.

Please make it stop!

Please dear God make this election campain end soon. I don't even live in a swing state and I want off this insane ride!

Oh and I looked it up yesterday: Once again I am voting in a Church. Uh hello? Where is the seperation of Church and State here? Why don't I just vote in the confessional? :)

Update: Also, perhaps I should learn to spell confessional correctly:)

Another good weekend

Any weekend in which I did any one of the following would probably be considered a good weekend:

1. See a hockey game for FREE.
2. Get drunk with my wife.
3. Go out in the woods and shoot friends, coworkers, and a boss type figure with paintballs.
4. Played a new CCG (Munchkin for those interested) that was pretty kick ass.

But doing all four in the same weekend? Well, lets just say that by the end I had same goofy expression I get when Sue tells me she wants some loven;)

FYI: Watching hockey here in Huntsville is still fun, but not quite the same as a MSU game. For one thing, the fact that only about 50-100 people show up to watch the game takes some of the excitement out of it. Its just not the same as having to fight tooth and nail to get to your seat and being late meant you did not get one:) Second, I have to agree with Ryan's comment that the games here just seem a little slower and sloppier. Its a lot like watching the difference between Red Wing hockey and Philadelphia hockey (finesse vs. brute power).

Happy, happy, happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ERIC!

Go Eric, it's your birthday...

Drunken Revelry

Sue, Ryan, and bunch of Ryan's friends and I all headed out to Huntsville's gay dance club Upscale again this weekend.

Rather than giving you the minute by minute break down, I thought it would be funnier if I just gave you a top-ten out of context highlights:

1) Got drunk. As always, I was the pace-car.
2) Met a cool UofM student.
3) Met a guy who is at least as big a Star Wars geek as I am
4) Got my boobs felt up in the club bathroom by Ryan
5) Got my ass grabbed by a bi-sexual
6) Hear a story about a woman getting molested at age 5.
7) Hear a story from one of the females that they had a lesbian experience with their female roommate.
8) Everyone thinks I dance like a straight white guy:)
9) Had a gay guy show me the "correct" way to dance with my wife.
10) One word: "DRAMA"

You Don't Know the Power of Dark Side....

I broke out my old Star Wars CCG cards this weekend for the first time in almost four years and played a game while over at John and Mandy's house for some drinking /CD swapping / Balderdash fun (Side note: Balderdash so kicks ass as a party game).

Man, I forgot how much that game is like crack to me. Just one hit, and I am already digging through old boxes looking for various cards in order to create the perfect deck. And the Magic the Gathering game that I played 2 weeks ago in between poker games was like my gateway drug:)

Sweet Lord, I am such a geek! Note I said geek. There is a difference between a geek and a nerd, and I walk that fine line with pride.

I was hoping that my trip to Atlanta this week would sort of make up for it, but now that that is cancelled I just have to accept that I am going to be a dork for quite a bit longer...

Upcoming Sueric outing

Eric and I will be going to Atlanta this Thursday to see Paul Van Dyk spin at the club eleven50. We are leaving Thursday at about 4 and will return Friday sometime. For those of you in the Huntsville area, you are more than welcome to join us. We have a hotel room reserved just a few blocks from the club. Just let us know if you want to be hella cool and join us!

DAMN IT!! ITS POSTPONED UNTIL JANUARY!!

FUSE kicks ass

Today I was watching FUSE and I saw a couple of interesting things:

1) I saw a commercial for the Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD followed immediately by a recruitment ad for the US Army. The irony was not lost on me at least:)

2) I saw the video for the song "Goodies" by this girl named Ciara. Now in the song she mentions that she is a "strong, independent" woman. That would be fine, except she spends the entire video dressed like a woman who is desperate for a man to show her attention. If you are strong and independent, I think you should try wearing something that does not scream, "please look at me as nothing more than a piece of sexy meat":)

<Homer>mmmmm.....sexy meat....drool...</Homer>

Angry!!!!

I want to apologize in advance for this one...

Fuck the whole fucking world tonight. God damn it!!! I got some info on my family tonight from my mom. Suffice it to say that I am pissed off with specific parts of my family, myself, and the whole fucking US culture of addiction as a "disease". Look, I don't buy that crap. Addiction is a person DECIDING that giving into a problem is easier than making the choice to stop.

Is it too fucking much to ask people to take some fucking responsibly for their actions? We have free will of God sake! That is what it is for! Worse is that fact this specific family member has not learned at all from all previous encounters with this EXACT SAME PROBLEM!!!!! I'm honestly having trouble feeling even a little bit sorry for them. That's a horrible thing to say of course because they are family, but it is how I am feeling about it right now...

Fuck it; I have an exam tomorrow that I need to study for more. I just needed to get this rant off my chest...

Porn For Kerry

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